I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I’d fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And I’d buy me this Deluxe box set of 7 x 140g LPs with 24-page booklet. Edition limited to 1000 individually numbered copies
Already sold out at the mere snip of £109.99 at Boomkat